“Was anyone out there not loving Dan and Blair at the airport, on the run from her life? I’d watch an entire spinoff in which Dair travels the world, trying to stay one step ahead of Louis’ henchmen.” (via Gossip Girl Review: Backup Dan the Man)

when imdb boards are weird..

1.) Dan was working on a 5 page poem he was gonna write as a secret admirier Serena for the past 3 weeks. He just finished it, then Jenny came home from school and tripped on Rufus’s guitar and spilled chocolate milk on it. Then Dan yelled “NOOOO!!.” 

i call it: Moses on the UES

moses and humphrey are frenemies. sometimes they hang out. 

sometimes moses and darren stalk dair.

(inspired by this)

funniest moment in the history of gossip girl:

A publisher comparing Dan Humphrey to Jonathan Safran Foer. 

XD